SUS

The Least Suspicious Group West of Canada

Old man giving thumbs up

We have the most person of all time and every single one of them is the most absolute person that has ever existed in the history of the human race. With not only the technology, but also the manufacturing might that exists, the objective that we have set will be accomplished at a high speed with extreme precision the likes of which have nearly never been observed at any time in the past.

We strive to do the most that most would not do. In fact, we have done not only the absolute most action that has been done, but we have also done it in a way that has been done and will continue to be done with for the forseeable future and perhaps beyond.


Our Phonic Link to the Group

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For many years, we have attempted to uncover the root of the history behind the original, however with recent breakthroughs, we have achieved what was thought of as economically, socially, and ecologically never achieved to complete our action.

With not only the talent and skill of ours, but the funding and backing, we are able to reach new heights in our journey and accomplish any and all goals we have ever considered in the past, present, or future. Not only has more than a small percentage of our associated allies become, but no more than a greater percentage were not previously! In other words, the greatest was and therefore only a future lies in wait.


Fighting for the goal

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In our fight to complete the objective, we have made many sacrifices for the greater goal, however we stand unshaken by the powers that be and their interactions with the greater unknown. For more information, dial 9 99 9999 999999 99999999 at your local amogus dealership.


We host parties at the times

Old people partying

Party!


I have run out of stock photos, but here are our business cards:

212.555.6342

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PATRICK BATEMAN

Vice President

358 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK N.Y. 10006

FAX 358 TELEX 10 4534

212.555.6342

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DAVID VAN PATTEN

Vice President

358 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK N.Y. 10006

FAX 358 TELEX 10 4534

212.555.6342

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TIMOTHY BRYCE

Vice President

358 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK N.Y. 10006

FAX 358 TELEX 10 4534

212.555.6342

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KIRA YOSHIKAGE

Vice President

358 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK N.Y. 10006

FAX 358 TELEX 10 4534

212.555.6342

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PAUL ALLEN

Vice President

358 EXCHANGE PLACE NEW YORK N.Y. 10006

FAX 358 TELEX 10 4534