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Did you know that 1/3 people are real?

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THE WISDOM OF
A CORVALLIS
ANALOGIST

I really like analogy. It's one of my favorite topics, right there behind Topology and Speleology. Not gonna lie though, it's sometimes tiring to think, like have you ever tried it? it's super hard.


I agree
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SOCIETY

Student realizes they aren't actually real

New student Barry realizes that these articles are just propaganda made by the author in a shocking revelation

are you for real?!
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ENVIRONMENT

Three wells located

We found them.

woah...
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RESEARCH

I just realized I can swear

It's true, although I also reamembered that it's sorta rude so I'm gonna refrain from doing it in case anyone doesn't like hearing swear words. Sorry about the image I hit upload before I added the text :(

that's insane!
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REALITY

this duck.

It won't stop appearing. I'm worried it may have invaded reality. If you see this, you should run now.

oh my god, run!
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IMAGE EDITING

did you know that one in three articles are lies?

I hope you realized this. The other third are complete bogus and will probably contain nonsense. I just hope that the right ones aren't true... for your sake

i hope the duck one is fake
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PHILOSOPHY

famous philosopher and scholar understands the universe, dies.

Knowing the universe can be hard. I wouldn't recommend. If you do though, you meet a fate worse than that you've ever known.

dear god...

FAST FACTS

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Every Second You Aren't Running, I Am Getting Closer

There is no recourse


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You Cannot Escape.

And No One Can Help You

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Your Strength Fails You

You will meet a terrible fate

Did you know?

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Ducks Are Forever

There lacks recourse